Pan's thread of puns

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11 cheers for binary!

I wanted to become a programmer, so I decided to learn binary code but I could only learn bit by bit

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Within a colony of ants, a small break away group began practising witchcraft. Other Christian ants thought this to be a sin so purchased a gift in the hopes of regaining their faith. It was a lovely carved wooden boat, replica of Noah’s Ark.

It quickly became known as the Ark of the coven ants.

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I’ve heard the Death no longer uses a scythe but throws pillows instead, and this frightens me.

I’m terrified of the reaper cushions.

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I’d tell you all a muffler joke but I’m exhausted

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Harsh.

What a dope.

Not puns.

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Hope it’s not inflectious.

This made me laugh.

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Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.

After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.

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