11 cheers for binary!
I wanted to become a programmer, so I decided to learn binary code but I could only learn bit by bit
Within a colony of ants, a small break away group began practising witchcraft. Other Christian ants thought this to be a sin so purchased a gift in the hopes of regaining their faith. It was a lovely carved wooden boat, replica of Noah’s Ark.
It quickly became known as the Ark of the coven ants.
I’ve heard the Death no longer uses a scythe but throws pillows instead, and this frightens me.
I’m terrified of the reaper cushions.
I’d tell you all a muffler joke but I’m exhausted
What a dope.
Hope it’s not inflectious.
This made me laugh.
Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlor to get a tattoo.
After it wouldn’t wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlor wasn’t there.