Pan's thread of puns

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"Excuse me… hello - are you… Béyonce?
“Beyoncé actually, yes”
“Sorry, I couldn’t quite place your accent”

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WOOOSH :sweat_smile:

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A man who was rushed to hospital with severe abdominal pain was found to have 15 plastic toy horses inserted into his rectum. Doctors have described his condition as stable.

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Man to Psychiatrist: “I am depressed. All three of my sons want to be valets when they grow up.”

Psychiatrist: "Hmmm, that is the strangest case of parking sons disease I have ever heard of.”

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At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me

On a related note, I suck at darts

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I finally managed to download the theme music from “Titanic” to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable…

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My granddad was trying to quit smoking, so to help him along I secretly soaked one of his cigarettes in petrol.

I think he appreciated my effort, judging by the way his face lit up.

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