I bought my daughter a refrigerator for her birthday
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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I was sorting through the house the other day & came across a load of old watches I’d thrown into a drawer over the years. I was about to throw them out when an idea came to me - what if I linked them all together? I could make a novel belt out of them.
But then I thought, no, it’d just be a waist of time…
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Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.
I’m getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
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Jedi rugby teams are rubbish. Do or do not, there is no try
I was so drunk last night I ate all the letter tiles from a scrabble set for a bet.
My next bowel movement may well spell disaster…
I hope that Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal. Because ElonGate would be very drawn out…
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