I’ve just lost my court case against a fabric softener company…
I fought Lenor and Lenor won.
My son came to me and asked, dad what’s a clitoris?
I answered: You should have asked me that yesterday, it was on the tip of my tongue!
I’m not saying I’m attractive. But when take my clothes off in the bathroom…
I turn the shower on.
101 things to do before I die:
1 - climb Everest
10 - meet the Queen
11 - wrestle a penguin
100 - do sex
101 - understand binary
1
01
11
101
There are 10 type of people
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Porn star Riley Reid has just paid 5 million for a mansion in LA.
Fair play to her, she had to work her arse off for it
The Royal Mail will now be called Charles III Post Office, or C3PO