Pan's thread of puns

Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa :cry:

not a pun

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a guardian of the galaxy is doing DIY : I am Grout

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It takes guts to be an organ donor…
…and balls to be a sperm donor.

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I had to cancel my appointment at the sperm back. Had to call up and tell them I couldn’t cum

I was not ready for retirement and was looking for a new adventure.

So I decided to take up fencing.

My neighbours have threatened to call the police if I don’t put it back.

2016: Didn’t jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Didn’t jog.

2021: Didn’t jog.

2022; Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

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Cross eyed circumciser gets the sack.

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