I think its meant to be read as “both-of-these” nuts
In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at night. This is the earliest known form of saddle light navigation.
I’m no magician but once turned a back rub into two kids and a mortgage
My wife left a note on the fridge: this is not working, l’m going to my mum’s house.
Opened the fridge door, the light was on, the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?
Just so everybody’s clear.
I’m going to put my glasses on.
Why are you always making a spectacle of yourself!
hahaha I see what you did there!
So sick of my stepladder acting like it’s my real ladder
They may be a bit boring, but drills are the best tools in the hole whirled.
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
What do you call your mom’s angry French sister?
A Croissaunt.
I’ve never mentioned it before but I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.