Two robbers were robbing a liquor store when one robber grabs a bottle and asks the other robber “is this whiskey?”
The other says “yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank”.
Thought I’d have a little flutter yesterday so I had a bet on three horses called ‘Sunshine’, ‘Moonlight’ and ‘Good Times’.
None of them won though.
I blame it on the bookie…
My wife is super upset at our neighbour who happens to enjoy suntanning in her backyard naked.
Personally though, l’m on the fence.
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake
Why does wifi in a synagogue have a passphrase?
Because they can’t let just anyone into the promised LAN.
Pan: that’s as good as the updog
@me_groovy : what updog?
Pan: all good mate, what’s up with you?
Will Smith used an open hand because paper beats Rock
