Pan's thread of puns

My kid asked me where bad rainbows go.

I said they go to prism, but it’s only a light sentance.

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Have you heard my song about burittos?
It’s more of a wrap!

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I have a friend who got arrested for a fetish for administration. He got off on a technicality.

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Hahah that’s great!
I’m going to have field day repeating this to everyone

Found it a bit corny myself

Another one of me_groovy’s amaizing puns…

Give it some time, it will grow on you

Hop you guys aren’t grounding to a holt.

I’ve had issues as I wanted to post from a secure browser. It’s great because you can’t track tor

Didn’t know you were a fan of onion!

Yeah I used it when it first came out but it was super slow. I gather it now has a spring in its step and is much faster.

I use good vegetable patch netting (VPN)

Do Not Substitute puns for acronym play, that’s a cheap way to avoid the root problem your puns have dried up

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Haven’t we already gone through this?

I banged my head on a low bridge.
Would have been ok if viaduct.

Bridges are so expensive to build, because all the overheads