Cost should never get in the way of producing a good Borger
I canāt think of any more tennis puns, or else Iād lob one in here.
Is it time to put the covers on before it rains?
OClay, I think itās about time we called it. Or weāre courting with catastrophe
You cannot be serious?
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Forgot to day we got a doggy for Xmasā¦ Girls named it Minton. Heās been great so far
But today he ate my shuttlecock. Bad Minton!
Did you give him some squash to wash it down with?
Michael Jackson was kicked out of Buffalo Billās Wild West Show after repeatedly asking if the female sharpshooter was Annie Oakley.
I had a vasectomy because didnāt want any kids.
When got home, they were still there.
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no repliesā¦ you guys drawing a blank?
Based on your earlier post id suspect youāre the one firing them. Itās just not fertile ground to cover for puns
you hit one bird with two stones!
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Hey, donāt jump to conclusions.Thereās a vas deferens between us choosing not to respond & not being able to!
Speaking of not being able to,
I threw an erectile disfunction party, noone come. It was a total flop
Look on the brightside, at least a disappointment like that isnāt too hard to handle.
Apparently serpents can move their backs in certain ways to limit how fertile they are and keep a natural limit on the population. Itās called a reptile disc function