Pan's thread of puns

You just need a steady stream of cash flow

Or maybe a bridging loan?

it is not about the money, it is about putting the truss in a project like that.

Troubled Waters Ahead

I wish you’d stop talking wet!

I expected a flood of responses to the comments above

You’re right, it’s more of a trickle

Looks like things have dried out, time to move on!

Sorry to for going off topic but did you manage to get a certificate of conformity to dodge the ULEZ in London for your 2002 F650CS? I’m about to buy one but it’d be a deal-breaker if it’s not elligable, Searched “f650cs” “ulez” in google and you were the only thing to show up lol

Scarver? I hardly know her!

This is Pans thread of puns, you’d do better starting your own thread, maybe @Jay will move this post for you.

There is no dodging ULEZ if your motorcycle’s NOx emissions are below 80mg/km you can register the it for exemption and not have to pay the charge, if above 80mg/km you must pay the charge. If the NOx emissions are not shown in section V3 of the Vehicle V5C Registration Document you can get the emission details from the Certificate of Conformity available from the manufacturer. BMW provide UK owners a free copy of the certificate free of charge, email them at [email protected] you will need to provide the vehicle registration number to prove the vehicle is registered in the UK and the VIN to identify the vehicle. Note the certificates relate to individual motorcycles identified by the VIN not to a model range.

I’d expect the seller to do all this for you, especially if the motorcycle is being sold in, around or near London. Once you have the Certificate of Conformity and can prove the NOx emissions are below 80mg/km you will need to scan it and the V5C and email copies to TfL to register the motorcycle as exempt on the TfL database.

Sounds like @IwantadarnF650CS is on emission to get his certificate…

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Our local auctioneer has passed away. He was somewhere around 70? 75? 75, 80? 80

Sounds like he was waiting for the hammer to fall…

He was cremated and put in the loft. Ash in the attic

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Fishing used to be a solo hobby.

These days it involves a lot of networking

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My wife is kicking me out because she’s fed up with my South American animal puns…

‘OK,’ I said, ‘Alpaca my bags.’