Pan's thread of puns

it’s all about taking Advantage of the situation

That pun has already been made. It’s technically a double fault

The Umpire Strikes Back!

Really, oh ball boy

You’re stringing this one out, I can tell

You know how is is, you want to make the most of a pun when you net a good one

I love -15 this rally of puns

This rally seems to have petered out. Maybe everyone’s taken advantage of the sunshine & gone down to the Ace?

Imaging the racquet there?

I heard that in tritube to this thread, the Ace created a packaged burger for londonbikers, called the Royale Box

Is it an Open burger?

Is it a single or double(s) burger.

Double quarter pounder. And that’s final

Is it beef or Hen man?

Comes with a side of McEnroe and cheese

Apparently quality is so bad it’s said to be made from cats, it’s Philipoussis

Sounds like it would taste pretty Nastase.

I don’t know about that but it definitely had a bad effect on me. Left me very Agassi

Does it cost a lot of (Pat) Cash

Probably. But they do have to think about their overheads.