Yo mamma so fat that when I wanna shag her I gotta roll her in dough and look for da wet spot 
yo mammas so fat…when she broke her leg…gravey poured out!!!
smiled.
Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
yo mama’s breath stinks so much people look forward to her fart…
smiled.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left:D.
smiled.
Yo Mammas so fat, I shagged her, rolled over twice and I was still on the b*tch!
JEWEL’S MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED INTO THE SEA…THE SEA JUMPED OUT SAY SUTTN…MOOB MONSTER
Gone123’s momma takes it up the puppa:D
smiled.
joke is dryer than a kenyan’s foot after running a marathon 
step up your game foo
Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought it was Eastenders starting.
yo mamma isnt that a black eyes pizz song? :hehe:
White men can’t jump…best of the yo mamma jokes!
Yo mamma is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street, asked her what she was doing, she said moving!
Bwahahahahaha:D CLASS! Vanda hun… 1 Beer for you please.
Yo Momma so fat… she has her own gravitational field.
Gone123’s momma is so fat, I rolled off her after shaggin her up the puppa, and I’m still rolling three hours later! :w00t:
yo mama’s so hairy, looks like she got Don King in a headlock
Yo mammas so fat she got stopped at the airport carrying 60lb of crack.:w00t:
Yo mamma’s so fat, not even dora can explore her. :w00t:
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