Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets on the scales it says ‘One at a time please’…
yo mamas so butt ugly she ended up with your father
yo mamas so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo mamma’s so fat she has a police escort.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
FOUL!!! RED CARD!! :D:D:P:P
Yo mama’s so fat, that even the ref chants at her.
Not quite there! YELLOW CARD FOR YOU:w00t:
There are strict rules here:D
Which are…?! :ermm:
Oh, and of course
AAh yes. I got carried away and forgot the rules:P
BAD REF DECISION!! I think I’m Irish. Yo Mama = 
… yo skinny mama =:D:D too;)
:D:D:D:D:D
Brilliant choice Alex, you gotta love the prince!
hahahahahha I’d be happy to prescribe something for that…:D:D
yo mama’s so fat each arse cheeks got its own postcode 
I see all your jokes and raise you:
Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat, she got more Chins than chinese phone book.
Yo momma so fat, she has a watch on each arm 'cos she covers two time zones!
Yo momma so fat, I have to take a train and two buses to get on her good side!
Yo momma so fat, she once jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo momma so fat, when she dances she makes the CD player skip… at the radio station.!
Yo momma’s so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo momma’s so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.