What would you say to a person who parks badly?

So a few of times recently I’ve been to meet people, parked up in a bay and come back later to find someone has abandoned their machine too close to mine and I end up having to wiggle my bike out from inbetween theirs and cars or something - assuming I can get it out at all!

A couple of months back a friend of mine made some stickers that said things like “rude” on them which he would cheekily attach to people who were rude on the tube so they’d get to work, take off their coat and maybe think about how they’d behaved. I was thinking I might do the same but for bikes. I’d love to be able to leave a gentle reminder to be more considerate like these stickers in the US for cars

Question is, what would you put on yours? I need ideas. I’m printing using the stickers that the company I work for make (moo.com/products/stickers). They are small square stickers so quite discreet and will easily come off when the offending rider returns to their bike.

i like this idea - for any kind of bad parking :smiley:

:hehe: Great idea - ‘ar*ehole’ springs to mind :hehe:

I think we need to go for slightly cheekier ones than that. If I’m going to try this out I don’t want to get a beating :wink:

at the risk of being a kill joy

http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article1328076.ece

Why is that a kill joy?! Just means its ‘accepted’ already :wink:

Could be cool, but i’d say keep em inoffensive. Calling someone an idiot (even though they probably are) is IMO less effective than the “rude” example or asking someone nicely to think next time…

Less amusing though i’ll admit.

And they’d have to be plastic so they just peel straight off, no marks.

All that said, a long time ago we did have a fun summer posting “Don’t be a D*ck” stickers all over the place… saw them as a public service announcements for the city.

I’ve always enjoyed this one, maybe no good for bikes though…

If you have s*x like you park, you’ll never get it in

-Steve

Oh I like that one! Very good :slight_smile:

Next time please leave me some room or should I use my can opener

?Nice Parking Dipsh*t?

Mildly aggressive but I like it :slight_smile:

How about a recap of how you parked today!!!

Although sometimes its not actually them people move there bikes!!

Right, I’m an expert at this, having been a chariot user for 20 years and been screwed over by pathetic parking many a time. I tried writing all sorts of abuse on the dirt on vehicles to absolutely no effect, the sort of stuff that made me feel marginally better but didn’t stop the problem. That is, until one day, I hit upon the silver bullet… one word. writ large in the dust:

“PEASANT”

Works a treat. I wholeheartedly recommend it.

This is a bit long but what about:

Official Member

CRAP

Chapter of Random Anti-social Parking

Actually ‘PEASANT’ is better…:Whistling:

“If I was this close to your mum, I’m sure you’d take offence too!”

“If I was this close to your mum, I’m sure you’d take offence too!”

That’s brilliant!

Moo might very well make a mint on this one!

“Luckily, my bike doesn’t have a proximity alarm!” (unless it does)

Unfortuantely there is a large percentage of ladies that let the side down when it comes to parking (car drivers obviously!), but I quite like

‘You park like a girl!!!’

:stuck_out_tongue:

Nice idea!

The Doctor, you work for Moo eh? Nice, I’ve bought a number of things via Flickr. Saw Moo on TC today as well.