Walk around your workplace today, safe and happy with the thought that your sodden g string/knickers/boxers/pants will be pleasantly crisp when you take them off the radiator and put them on to go home in.
Spend all day with a wry smile on your face as your tackle/flaps swing liberally in your damp trousers/skirt/tights.
Not when a personal injury claim comes in courtesy of a recent close encounter with White Van Man who hits you when you’re stationary (as you’ve correctly predicted his next move, thereby saving yourself far greater damage/injury), and an insurance assessor happens to be in the car behind and he immediately offers to be your witness
command too, goretex also but it seems as I was ridding all the water pilled up right between my legs and my tank, so I had a puddle… goretex or not it still went through. My ball part was the only thing wet… so half my underpants wet, half socks wet… need new boots me thinks and maybe spray some waterproof solution on my crotch.
EDIT: My palce doesn’y have hand dryers… can you believe that?? cheap b******* had to fill up my boots with paper towels and my underpants too can’t wait to put them abck on and head home:)) looks dry at the moment.