Transporting a cat on a motorcycle?

[ChrisVS]

v_bztard (16/03/2012)

I met one of my old friends tonight, ironically his name is Whiskers. He told me there’s two types of cats in the world, thick haired cats and light haired cats. He said depending on the aerodynamics of the bike it may not be best to take a certain type of cat on your bike. Apparently the only way to be sure is to hold your cat about shoulder height facing your bike, drop your cat on your foot whilst swinging it forward in the direction of the bike. If the cat clears the bike then it is aerodynamically in-tune with your bike, however if the cat smashes into the fairings or engine then it may be at odds with the shape of the bike and you may want to alternative methods of transport, such as a trebuchet, missile or hover-craft.

Some useful stuff there. Thanks for that.

[Pillz-E]

^^^ +1
Let us know if it clears using the nanual cat-launcher method

[Toby-1-kenobi]

Cat people should be certified… what is it about people with cats and internet sites… you freaks!

Best way to transport a cat on a motorbike… handcuffed to a bungee rope attached to one of the grab handles and dragged along as fast as the little git can run… if it falls over… stop, you don’t want to grind away your gcats feet, I’m not that much of a git, but don’t let the little runt rest or get his breath back, help him up and throttle off into the distance again… little vermin like to torture animals smaller than themselves… I say give them a taste of their own medicine…

A cat is MERELY a fur lined glove with living meat still trapped inside it… why do they call baby cats “Kittens”? Cos the Department of Trade and Industry ruled that calling them “Mittens” would be too traumatic and insensitive to the little kids that own them…

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

[banman]

They do say owners are like their dogs… :Whistling:

https://www.youtube.com/v/XD4WnQ1pvMI?version=3&hl=en_GB