Strip clubs

I really want to go to one, general curiosity mixed with a lil need for some research for work.

If anyone wants to take me I’ll get the beers in.

Would go with my boyfriend but I know if any ratchet hoe looks at him there will be bloodshed.

classy

I know Mian would be well up for it but he has a girlfriend now, boo!

lol be awakward going to a strip club with a female its normally something to do on a lads night out.

yeah because paying a woman to take their clothes off for you isn’t even remotely awkward when there’s a load of blokes watching you, it’s only when another woman turns up it gets a bit embarrassing.

ive only been once and that was for my mates 21st not really my scene went there for a laugh

you might get more laughs at a comedy club

Give woman £20 to see 1 pair of titties.

OR

Give BT £20 to see THOUSANDS OF TITTIES…

Seems pretty straight forward to me…

Man’s got a point

I’ve been to a couple, I went to one with my girlfriend at the time, that was a bit awkward…

I’ll go with you so long as you buy me ten beers and pay for a private dance

You need to go to a strip pub. Usually free to get in, each stripper does a collection before she whips em’ out, minimum contribution usually £1.00
I would recommend the Woolpack in Uxbridge, there’s always a few couples there.
Ex-partner was a dancer…:crazy:

Oh god those strip pubs are bloody awful… Avoid at all costs! No offence to you Scorch…

Get down to a proper strip club. There’s one in Farringdon.

I was thinking more Spearmint Rhino rather than the stretch marks and baby blubber at the pint glass places…

Oi! Thats my ex youre talking about! :stuck_out_tongue:

To be honest, most of the girls that work at Spearmints, Secrets etc are agency girls that do the pubs too…so same girls, + irrationally expensive beer!
I wouldn’t waste my money.

Boyfriend used to work on the doors at Spearmint, he told me there was 1 girl who always used to leave skidmarks :w00t:

errrrrrrrrrrrr filthy bitch

The 1 pound club in central that Anna (on LB) took me to is actually really good and reasonably priced. The girls were tight (ahem :smiley: ) and I spent a tenner all night.

Avoid the one in hammersmith at all costs. Girls were naff, charged £50 for 2 songs and still had their knickers on. Oh and a double with mix was £21 each :frowning:
That was 4 years ago now. I’ll happily help you with your research :smiley:
Just gotta figure out how to run it past Claire :stuck_out_tongue:

She looked like Serena Williams and he was scared of her too hahahahahahahaha!!!

So yeah, where do you guys recommend?

Something in between a pint glass dive and Spearmint, in central London.

Sounds like he worked the back doors!!! wink wink, nudge nudge

My pal Dave’s coming with me, but if anyone else wants to come feel free! Might go Thursday.

Where is this 1 pound club Jaime?!