Hahaha I’ve just remembered my mate is banned from the one in Hammersmith
Been to a few over the years. All had the same thing in common … They were ****. Unless your going to treat it like a hooker menu and fork out to **** one … Whats the point .
There are many strip pubs that I would recommend you DON’T go to…there are still a few that are worth going to though, if you’re curious. The Woolpack would be at the top of my list, the Queen Vic in Vauxhall would be closer to the bottom.
That said, its 5 years or so since I used to ferry her round London, so many of the places we used to go may well have changed.
White Horse in Shoreditch isn’t bad. More office types and less dirty macs.
Think that the Queen Victoria in Vauxhall is now shut, or was that the Queen Anne? Either way the one at Spring Gardens is now shut.
A pound in the glass they’ve got no class and a **** stained ass. You wouldn’t enjoy in there. Unless you like the smell of sweat, lager and smelly muff that needs a good jet washing to be clean.
The only one I’ve been to in London is Red Rooms in Holborn. Some Icelandic bird showed me a trick she does with her front bottom. She could twitch her lips which was new to me. But with an asking price of £300 to enter her tuna tunnel I had to keep that image in the wank bank for when I got home.
Think we’re going to go here… http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/clubs/browns-userreview-20179.html
Karleigh, i’ll come with you! should be good fun!
when you thinking of going?
Yay Alba! Thursday?
I’m writing the script for a porn film that starts off in a strip club… haha
ok cool, i’ll call the dogwalker now. let me know the details.
i’m shocked of you guys, cannot believe none of you wants to take Karleigh out to a strip club!!! :w00t:
You are quite right, Queen Anne. It increasingly more rough in recent years I think.
I met the bloke from Red Dwarf there. Bloke who ran the bar had a colostomy bag under his skintight leather trousers…
If you gonna start at Browns then you can go around to Ye Olde Axe and then double back to the Rainbow rooms. If you want to go upmarket then FYEO is walking distance. You also have Metropolis.
On the way you may as well pop into the Scotsman to get both ends of the scale.
Bit further up and your in Griffin teratory at which point you can go onwards to Covent garden and Parkers or turn right and head to Secrets in either Chancery Lane or Euston.
Or so I am told
Went to this place recently http://barblog.co.uk/london/farringdon-and-fleet-street/the-griffin-strip-club-farringdon-london/
It’s one of the £1 places Jamie talked about. I was skeptical before i went, but was pretty impressed with the girls. And you are not getting ripped off with drinks.
OK well looks like Browns on Thursday.
Let me know if you want to come, cheap drinks, £1 a dance and a private one is only £15.
Woohoooo!
I’m hoping it’s more of the fact you know my boyfriend is a cage fighter and not that I’m a munter that no one wants to take me :Whistling:
bit mean on the cages tbh…do they fight back much?
Only been to one ever a few years back, and it was that Browns club, lol. Found it ridiculously boring, but I guess all these clubs are that probably.
Fortunately went on company money technically, so no own penny spent :w00t:
strip clubs are a complete mystery to me…
why would you want to go out with lots of blokes… have some GORGEOUS/MUNTY slags thrusting the COD in your face, pay 100 times the normal price for the same piss weak lager and then walk out of the building… totally unsatisfied with MASSIVE throbbing wood and your 5 MALE mates…
Where’s the fookin satisfaction in that sort of stupidity?
Haha good point, massively well presented!
but but how can you stick a £1 coin down there panties unless there like granny pants but then thats a turn off =0
The money goes in a pint glass Ross…
I think its the doorman boyfriend thats putting everyone off :crazy: