Pan's thread of puns

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They’re so cool.

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Did you know that to kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through his heart?

Whilst it sounds simple, the process is actually painstaking.

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Bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and Papas.

Can’t eat it because all the leaves are brown.

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What’s the difference between Elon and a lemur?

Elon made an electric car

Lemur madeagascar

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The new Norton motorcycles come with an ECU already flashed with antivirus

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Why do cleaners have messy houses?

They’re not allowed to work from home

Fun fact for you all!

Koi fish always travel in groups of 4, this is a defence mechanism so when they are attacked Koi A,B and C scatter leaving behind the D Koi