Pan's thread of puns

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They’re so cool.

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Did you know that to kill a French vampire, you need to drive a baguette through his heart?

Whilst it sounds simple, the process is actually painstaking.

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Bought a head of lettuce from a small grocery store called Mommas and Papas.

Can’t eat it because all the leaves are brown.

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