Pan's thread of puns

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I’ve set up a new business. Trampoline prayer mats. Prophets going through the roof

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A man went to hospital with 25 toy horses up his rectum.

His condition has been described as stable

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Fun fact: koi fish always travel in groups of three, plus one phoney.
If attacked, koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi.