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I’ve set up a new business. Trampoline prayer mats. Prophets going through the roof
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A man went to hospital with 25 toy horses up his rectum.
His condition has been described as stable
Fun fact: koi fish always travel in groups of three, plus one phoney.
If attacked, koi A, B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D koi.
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NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They’re calling it the Apollo G.
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Oh, I like that 
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What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?
It Hertz
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