Pan's thread of puns

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My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
He said ā€œHello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too".
I could see the problem…

Bat flattery.

Your just fueling this post!

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I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad

I’m a faux pa.

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Dad do you know why it’s so dark at night?
No sun

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Wise move, eat too much ice-cream and you could get isickle cell disease

Don’t believe everything you read. This is obviously flake news!

Trying to whippy up support for your conspiracy theories, eh Mr.?

Be careful what you say, Walls have ears…

Not to worry, I’ll get Magnum P.I. to investigate

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you guys are loosing cone-trol

The evidence for that is wafer thin.

There’s sprinkles of truth in this thread though

You’re all a bunch of Screwballs.

After calling us all out, banman walks with a lot of pride… He struts I tell ya*

type of icecream

Stracciatella

Nah, he’s just a Twister of facts.

This thread is fab

I agree, it’s a Feast for the senses