My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.
He said āHello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too".
I could see the problemā¦
Bat flattery.
Your just fueling this post!
I tell dad jokes all the time even though Iām not actually a dad
Iām a faux pa.
Dad do you know why itās so dark at night?
No sun
Wise move, eat too much ice-cream and you could get isickle cell disease
Donāt believe everything you read. This is obviously flake news!
Trying to whippy up support for your conspiracy theories, eh Mr.?
Be careful what you say, Walls have earsā¦
Not to worry, Iāll get Magnum P.I. to investigate
you guys are loosing cone-trol
The evidence for that is wafer thin.
Thereās sprinkles of truth in this thread though
Youāre all a bunch of Screwballs.
After calling us all out, banman walks with a lot of prideā¦ He struts I tell ya*
type of icecream
Stracciatella
Nah, heās just a Twister of facts.
This thread is fab
I agree, itās a Feast for the senses