Pan's thread of puns

I woke up this morning and couldn’t stop laughing, guess I must have slept funny.

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I doubt his sons ever did… Apparently they fell victim to the follycle of youth

You’re wasted on here, you ought to head up to Edinburgh for the fringe festival…

I would but last time they asked me toupee an entrance fee

Did you pay up immediately or did you have to mullet over first?

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He sneaked in, a guard nearly caught him though. It was a close shave
(Para trixa)

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Sounds like he’s pretty familiar with visiting clip joints.

There’s no wig-le room with you two… Whatever I say always comes back as commentary on my lifestyle

well you do lead wild, barber-ic one!

Yeah! Him & his crew cut quite a figure back in the day.

It’s part of my view on a man’s life. The Mohican do in the short time alive, the better

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Let’s hope your time here isn’t too short. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Don’t worry, if my time is cut short, I’m going to leave a strand of highlights

Stop acting the goatee! You’re going nowhere, we all know you’re a permie on here.

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Sometimes I post on here but mainly eyebrows

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That pun was highbrow

You’re lucky… Sometimes eyelash out on other people trying to make puns at my expense

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