I woke up this morning and couldn’t stop laughing, guess I must have slept funny.
I doubt his sons ever did… Apparently they fell victim to the follycle of youth
You’re wasted on here, you ought to head up to Edinburgh for the fringe festival…
I would but last time they asked me toupee an entrance fee
Did you pay up immediately or did you have to mullet over first?
He sneaked in, a guard nearly caught him though. It was a close shave
(Para trixa)
Sounds like he’s pretty familiar with visiting clip joints.
There’s no wig-le room with you two… Whatever I say always comes back as commentary on my lifestyle
well you do lead wild, barber-ic one!
Yeah! Him & his crew cut quite a figure back in the day.
It’s part of my view on a man’s life. The Mohican do in the short time alive, the better
Let’s hope your time here isn’t too short. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Don’t worry, if my time is cut short, I’m going to leave a strand of highlights
Stop acting the goatee! You’re going nowhere, we all know you’re a permie on here.
Sometimes I post on here but mainly eyebrows
That pun was highbrow
You’re lucky… Sometimes eyelash out on other people trying to make puns at my expense