Just dipped in here and bored I guess, but why sign off? Also gets people worried, there have been precedents. Daft OP, can a mod remove the whole topic?
After a row with his other half SteveGSX shouted where are you going? "she replied “to get you back I’m going Swinging”. Steve sat in and thought she’s angry she’ll back when the pub shuts, when she never showed at closing
time he thought she must be away for a curry… when she finnaly stumblled in at 6.30AM Steve was angry…
“Where the hell have you been?” he shouted
“I went swinging and found an absolute stud!” she answered
Tearful and hurt Steve stuttered, “Did he touch those amazing boobs you have?”
She answered “He fondled and groped and sucked these boobs til they were sore!”
“Did he touch that big soft curvy bum?” asked Steve
“He groped and squeezed and bit this bum til it ached” She laughed
“And what about that big bald c**t?” Steve asked sobbing
She stared at Steve and said “He never mentioned you once!”:D:D:DEdited for accuracy:D