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Apparently, I’m a Ducati 996. Nice! 
Not bad not bad
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I’m happy with this …
Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 8 moxie, 6 zeal, and 0 pomp!
You’re addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don’t really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I’ve seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)
It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)
buggah…
Yamaha YZF-R1. Pleasant surprise 
i suppose it could have been worse
Me too, doh!
BMW R1150GS
Could be worse. once you’ve canned the bulky accessories, it’s half decent underneath.
Yammy R1 for me.
s’about right I spose fun way to kill 5 minutes
Ditto, I’m an R1. Quite happy with that! 
My moxie is 8, zeal is 6 and pomp is 2!
:D:D Aprilia RSV MilleYou scored 8 moxie, 4 zeal, and 8 pomp!
You’re a fast and competent rider, but maybe not quite as good as you think you are. You’ve spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself. Seriously. The Mille’s power scares the crap out of you at times, and you mostly bought it because you wanted something more unusual than a Ducati. Its not comfortable, you’re not having fun, and you’re riding less than you did on your old bike. If you’re not willing to put in some serious practice time, you should really get something a little less purposefully lethal. (Is it just me, or is the bike way more attractive than the bimbo in the picture below? --iocaine)
Yeah I’m a Aprilia RSV Mille aswell.
B*llocks i`m a Harley 883 Sportster and i hate Harleys
I got bored when they started signing me up for their service…
Looks like I’ve got some learning to do :w00t::w00t:
Coulda been worse - I coulda been " The olde pharte on the Thruxton " LOL
Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test …
600cc SportbikeYou scored 6 moxie, 5 zeal, and 4 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn’t matter, since you’re going to wad it. You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay. When you’re riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You’re not a bad rider, but you’re just not as good as you think you are.) On a hot day, you’re likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back. The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes. Take it to the track. You’ll live longer.
I’m with Alex – a Yammie FJR1300.
Disappointed with the bike but happy with the write up!
Worryingly I’d found myself looking at VStroms the other day, too…
FJR1300 - nice of them to find me a bike rideable on a UK auto license!
I had another go trying to give answers that might produce a scooter - instead, I got this -
Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test …
The Volvo
You’re mostly interested in getting from point A to point B alive and in one piece, and it seems like everybody out there is crazy and trying to kill you. Instead of noticing that a big part of the problem is your tentative and ambiguous behavior on the roads, you solve the problem by surrounding yourself with an impenetrable cage of metal.
In today’s automotive market, you probably have a SUV instead of a Volvo. Don’t kid yourself, you suffer from the exact same pathology.
In any case, you are entirely unsuited for motorcycling. In fact, your propensity for suddenly slamming on the brakes at the end of highway onramps, driving 55mph in the left lane, leaving your blinker on for 10 miles, and “being nice” by unpredictably stopping in a multi-lane road to let people turn in front of you makes you fairly unsuited for driving anywhere, particularly if there are any motorcycles around to get crushed by your tank-like car.
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