Ok back by popular demand…
LOVE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL
>
> Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to,
doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
>
> Jim and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital.
>
> One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
> suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool
and stayed there.
>
Karen pulled Jim out.
>
> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen’s heroic act, she
</FONT> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
> When she went to tell Karen the news she said, "Karen, I have good
news and bad news.
>
> The good news is you’re being discharged since you were able to
> rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
> another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have
a sound mind.
>
> The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
> Bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
> sorry, but he’s dead."
> Karen replied, "He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.
> How soon can I go home?"
