There was a young woman called Hilda
Who went for a walk with a builder
He thought that he should, he would and he could
And he did and bloody near killed her
There was a young woman from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour her face was in flower
And her bush was all covered in weeds
An escape artist called Sweeny
Was a girl that was a bit of a meany.
At the hatch of her snatch
She had a clatch that would latch,
And she could only be f***ed by Houdini!
There was a young man called Reg
Who was caressing a girl in a hedge
Along came his wife with a big carving knife
And cut off his meat and two veg
Made this up whilst out riding? Dunno what goes through my head sometimes?? Scary thoughts :w00t::hehe:
There was a young Jockey called Rick
Who let his horse go down on his dick
So Down the poor horsey went
he looked back up “fook thats gonna ferment”
Theres no fooking way Id rather some hay
And off down the paddock he went??
