Right time to lighten the mood anyone good at making up limericks or funny riddles? Lol did I just say riddles!! Anyone used to watch the riddlers man that programme was great. Anyway people I’ll start CLEAN only please!!!
“There was an old **** called Paul whose ponse was receedingly small. When in bed with a lay he could screw her all day without touching her vaginal wall”
Someone else hit me with your rhythm stick!!
hows that clean only? 
A forum member called Mark picked up a slut in the park, she was ugly and rude and HORRIFIC when nude but she was a good **** in the dark!!
There once was a man from east Kent (me), who’s tool was so long that it bent. To save this bird some trouble I folded it double and instead of coming I went!!
A bear taking a shit asked a rabbit, “Does shit stick in your fur as a habit?”
“Of course not” said the hare, It’s really quite rare,so the bear wiped his ass with the Rabbit
Naughty Naughty very Naughty!!!
There was a young woman from Ealing,
who claimed she had no sexual feeling.
A man called jack, he tickled her crack,
and now she has to be scraped off the ceiling!
There was a young fellow named Carse
Whose bollocks were fashioned from brass
When they tinkled together
They played stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his arse
There once were a couple of whores
Whose **** were all covered with sores
As they strolled down the street
The dogs snapped at the green meat
That hung in festoons from their drawers.
There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a maid by the sea
Said the maid, “Cease your plumbing:
I think someone’s coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “It’s me!”
Make one up:
Starts -
There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling …
…
she knew it was wrongbut it went on too longand left all her impulses reeling
Starts…
A couple called Julie and Chris
Started their day with a kiss
after many long years,
it brought them to tears
to one day have to give it a miss
Sadly Hels, it goes more like this:
A couple called Julie and Chris
Started their day with a kick
“Out of bed very quick ! Theres a ridout ahead"
he said with a shout and she did
Or how about this:
A couple called Chris and Julie
Started their day most unruly
By noon it got worse
and a little perverse
with bike oil, gloves and patchouly.
At 1.19 in the morning
Hels was actively yawning
I’m off to my bed
My head feels like lead
And the new day will shortly be dawning.
Night!!! Liking this thread:D
I kissed her red lips with intention
Of proceeding to things i won’t mention.
Now, who could suppose
That her pretty pink toes
Would grip my virile extention!thank you and goodnight
Good rhyming skills… BUT you said Patchouli… tell me, what is your connection to the Hippy Collective?
There was a man named Domingo
Who fancied sex with a flamingo
Upon reaching his goal, of finding it’s pink hole,
He was heard to cry Bingo!!
there was an old women from china, who had really big V…
