vagina
Her clitoris huge
she covered with rouge
And lipsticked her labia minor
There was a young man from Bombay
who made a false fanny from clay
but the heat from his dick
turned the **** to a brick
and wore all his foreskin away
I’m actually the reincarnation of Jim Morrison and Marc Bolan maaaaaan… am just off to put some sky in my hair and smoke some Ganja now… catch ya later!
Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Bend over luv
ur about to get fisted…
:D:w00t:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m no good at poems,
Nice tits.
This is my personal favourite:
Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet, hence the name
I’ve got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.
like 
While kissing her troubles awayShe done me hip hip hip horay
She was so dripping wet
She broke into a sweat
And munched all my forskin away!!
there once was a vampire called mable
her habits were very unstable
every full moon
with the aid of a spoon
she drank herself under the table. :w00t:
Poor Wally had a problem with size
to all his dates, he had to tell lies
but at the moment of truth
they expected Babe Ruth
but got Pee Wee Reese in disguise
Not a limerick but worth remembering:
http://londonbikers.com/forums/Topic446054-60-1.aspx?Highlight=smoked+little+grass
Katie`s mum had an air side pass,
Wills whole family have a dodgy past,
Tomorrows wedding at the Abbey,
Will not seem in any way shabby,
Till Will takes her right up the arse.
When Wills was a lad he was pretty
and Kate thought she’d bagged a right fitty
Now he looks like his uncle
an inbred carbuncle
But she’s sticking with him for the kitty
Prince Philip kindly offered his villa
For the sexy honeymoon thriller
He’d supply all the chang
At Casa Bang Bang
But Wills wants somewhere posher to drill’er. :w00t:
Ok - a couple for you;
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a ct I could fk it 
There was a young girl from Devizes
Who had breasts of different sizes
One was small, hardly anything at all
And the other was big and won prizes
Ride carefully
Sid
When I was a lad my dad had a big book of limericks. The only one I remember was -
A wonderful race are the Persians,
With many exotic diversions,
They make love all day,
In the regular way,
And save up the nights for perversions!
Mary Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
I live in a flat
You stupid twat
How the feck should I know!?
Jack and Jill went up the hill
So Jack could lick Jill’s fanny
But Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
Coz Jill was a pre-op Tranny.
There was a young man from Pitlochry,
Making love to a lass on a rockery,
She said, "Look, you’ve cum,
All over my bum,
This isn’t a shag it’s a mockery."
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent time with the whores between their knees
When they asked for more money
He’d say "Listen honey
A koala only eats bushes and leaves