Less than 3 months until I'm forced into marriage

:D:laugh:

It might do more housework! And is bendy :wink: If it can do that…imagine!

Simon. Mel,

pmsl

started already

YEAH WOMAN! Take that! POW!

Way to go Art. You tell her!

I’ll have to ask Mrs Art if I could have the trousers back first :ermm:

You can walk away Lewis… I’ll let you go…

AND… you can have weekend access to Eva, especially in the summer. Every Saturday and Sunday, maybe Wednesday nights too :smiley:

haha ^^^ xx

You could give Eva to Jaime to look after… he loves babysitting! :smiley:

No, he’s got a braai coming up :smiley:

whats on your wedding list? new set of knives and some nutcrackers?

lewis you idiot!:smiley:

]:crying: Please Lew don’t do it. I love you babes you light my fire, I wrote a little song for us both…1…2…3 ESKIMO KISS!!!

Lewis aint got problems I have… he’s gone to bed early, on a saturday night, like an old man!
I am going to wait till he is asleep then go up there. I have a cheese grater, some duct tape, and some vinegar.

You might not hear from him for a few days. He’ll be fine though. When he can walk again. :kiss:

Aw Mel, give the boy a break:D

Love & best wishes to you both

Best of luck to you both =] hope you have a fantastic day.

and i sore this i think its perfect it even has a pink supermoto for Lewis

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PERSONALISED-BRIDE-AND-GROOM-ON-A-MOTORBIKE-WEDDING-CAKE-TOPPER-FIGURE-HANDMADE-/271194616457?nma=true&si=dU9j4EQ6z3cgg8EkeqPpBbjnhqA%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

You 2 married will be awesome.

I hope the best man makes some very inappropriate jokes.

My best mate is getting married and which prick has he asked to be best man…TA DAAAAAAA! :smiley:

Lewis, have you got the sign ready for Melboy yet? You know the one that says:

“Under new management”

:laugh:

:D:D:D:D

http://www.forcedmarriage.net

Lewis - if you need help / advice etc. :smiley: