Less than 3 months until I'm forced into marriage

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:crying:

I then own her Blade too :smiley: and her body… :rolleyes:

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mmmm I think you might be surprised who’s in charge post the nuptials !!:hehe:

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Yes but she’ll have your balls… :stuck_out_tongue:

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already has.

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pff, its all an act

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Still time to change your mind…

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wont find another one like her. Good and Bad :smiley:

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Your life is over. Already is. Mortgage / baby / wife - 20 years of working your socks off to put bread on the table / pay the bills. Then your littlun grows up - and you will become a taxi service - no thanks - no payment - just a teenage grunt as your pick up your daughter / drop her off.

Then when she’s old enough to fly the nest - she’ll soon bring home some unclean, layabout who she wants to marry - and get this - you will be expected to pay for her wedding.

Enjoy :smiley:

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woohoo cant wait :smiley:

Damn Mel hooked me before I knew any better!

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You’re gonna pay for this! :hehe:

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To quote the late Pimlico - sympathy is in the dictionary between sh1t and syphilis :smiley:

BL

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Lewis
run like ****

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Only cos I am jealous Mel :kiss:

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I meant monopoop :smiley:

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Cool. So I am off the hook :slight_smile:

Give him hell :smiley:

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you might wanna learn to do this, cos i wont be doing it any more :smiley: :w00t:

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ffs monopoop.

brilliant. wife who publically abuses me. Im a shell of my former self (is that even a correct phrase?)

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OMG - if I could do that I wouldn’t leave the house…

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obviously i dont suck off monkies. just had to be said

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Lewis, marry a monkey instead