Been a while since I chatted up a lass so prob forgotten. I can’t really do small talk very well.
The thought of me pullin’ a lass in a bar would make my mates laff till they burst, I can tell you. I’m a shy lad really. There’s something about having a girlfriend that fills you with security when talking to lasses, but now I’m single, it’s like suddenly my motives could be questioned so I get all nervous.
I am a great agony aunt mate. Also very bad at chatting up women. Took my mate to push me and my now girlfriend together cause I was so shy I refused to talk to her! She asked me to dance! How rubbish am I!
yeah go on then, count me in, 2 please. maybe not for food depending on wat where and time but deffo for drinks after, sure i’l add to the embarrasing photos gallery too but how we gona recognise each other without the bikes and leathers