This morning I have done something that can never be forgiven. My wife made me do it even though I didn’t want to and in a way I feel very dirty but more importantly I feel humiliated.
I have never been made to do something like this before and after doing it once I vow never to do it again.
I don’t know at this point in our relationship we can mask over the cracks that she has opened up so badly.
I am a law abiding God loving citizen, but if because of another man she makes me do it again I will do her some permanent damage.
Sorry but I had to share
There’s a story here somewhere…
Tell us what this aweful thing was then?
Today I my friends I purchased a pair of Boyzone tickets
He got caught looking in a scooter shop window:D
Oh dear lord!! I’d file for a divorce right now!!! I didn’t even realises they were still going.
Jesus Christ… in some countries you’d be (rightlyso) hung drawn and quartered for thaT!!! :w00t:
Please, hand-in your username and go find the exit. There is no redemption.
Dear God. For a moment there I thought it was serious - you’d taken the train to work.
This is not serious???are you kidding
Sir - you have performed a truly disgusting and foul act.
Your wife is clearly a witch and must therefore be burned at the stake.
I’ll get the wood if you fetch the petrol
Of course it’s serious, but all things are relative. I blame your relative.
I’ve just stuck some some Pink Floyd on the stereo as an antidote!
I’ll be there, and don’t worry I’ll even get the expensive stuff
If you find yourself spending free time in Ikea shopping for soft furnishings then your life really is over…
Got 2L in the top box, that’ll do for a start until we can get some premium and some rocket fuel…
How embarrassing. Our comiserations. :w00t: PS You do mean that you bought tickets (bad enough) - you do not intend to attend as well do you? :w00t:
A very sad day indeed
We’ve lost another good one boys :pinch: