Help me out

Off-topic
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Right was married ten years until the B**** chucked me out and moved her new man in, consequently my Facebook friends went from over 150 to less than 5

So if anyone on here wants to make me a friend on FB my name is Simon Honour and profile pic is Black background with “Talk to me” written on it

Appreciate the gesture if you can

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It’s 12 now :w00t:

/me is the muppet with the same avatar as here

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Cheers bud:P

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real friends paypal me £20 if you want to be my buddy :hehe:

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Sod off mad dog…u aint even on Fb u chav:D

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Jesus after what I am paying her I think I have a tenner left so could buy half of you as a friend:P

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cos that would be yet another place you stalk me on:crazy:

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Pmsl…u wish mr billy no mates:P everyone knows u stalk Ally;)

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for £10 i’ll tell people you is cooooooooooool and laugh at your jokes:D

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Just sent £10 to MAD-DOG hahahaha

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Try just binning FB!! That’s what I did:D and I don’t miss it one bit:)

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Yeah caught him peeping through my window with Sneaky earlier :stuck_out_tongue:

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14 now & growing :slight_smile:

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Added :slight_smile:

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Done… not that I use FB much…

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done :slight_smile:

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Thanks Guys and Girls, upto 18 now… Any more???

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+1 MORE:D

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+1 more. ur such a friend collector :P:D

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your on it too much Clarence :smiley: