they’ve vandalised the air pumps in over 7 garages i tried last night in the east london area. ended up going to the one on the highway (wapping) where they use tokens fortunately.
remind me not to play with tyre pressures without checking that the local sh*ts have been doing the rounds and i can pump the tyres back up again
We vandalise the air pumps to stop West London types coming up here. Who wants rugby shirt or chino wearing faux posh pooftas called Tarquin or Jeremy knocking around.
AbbeyJ - I understand you (and by implication Tarquin) are from SA so doesn’t count.
I am talking about the t**s from minor public schools that live down that way, play rugby pranks on each other in the pub or drink wine by the river whilst talking loudly about how Fenella’s new job in PR is going thuper…
i live in east buddy, and defo no west london yachty. dont own, and never have owned a casual rugby shirt, and dont have a quiff/mop either
think that plan might have been drawn up by baldrick…
they did it to rip off the money boxes. must have made at least a fiver a time. gypo f*cks
you need to add those sad assed boat shoes to that list too. my girl once dumped a guy for buying those (final straw of a long line of offences but even so). good girl
haha, sneaky drei. wondered about doing that myself. can’t remember who told me this but they saw a dude rocking past with a plate flipper. the prob was the dosy mofo already had it flipped up! hit the switch for the camera, revealed his plate, then flipped i back again after getting flashed. darwin awards have a place for him i reckon…
If you want me to come round to your area and break a few things to make ya feel more at home elsewhere, let me know.
GixerGooner, surely you only cry when Arsenal lose? If ya ever fancy riding out to the posh parts of town, let me know, always keen to make a nuisance of myself. Seeing that the gits in BMWs and Mercedes always try and run me of the road on Monday and Wednesday night around Shepherd’s Bush.