i only know ONE…and hes adorable !! ask Flatout !! 
er two west londeners
Whos the other one??? Are we thinking same???
I am round the corner from Flats you daft moo…
That, and the fact that those garage forecourt pumps read vastly different pressures every time is the reason i don’t use em. Buy yourself a pressure gauge and a footpump and get those quads pumping JB 
Ours are normally f’ked up by the SW London ghetto massiv. Respect.
Ahh, yeh, but YOU are not gay??? And i only know ONE from WEST that is??? Err gedditt ??? ha ha (unless youre saying Flats is the 1 of the 2 west londoners mentioned by gixxergooner? well hes saying they all are, im saying i only know one adorable one ?? )…
oooops didnt read the whole thread…
Err, do i hear a “im sorry blade?”… its ok, knickerbocker on you !!
I think I may have to qualify this slightly better. I believe Flatout is Heathrow way or somewhere. Despite the overpowering use of yellow and riding an R1, this means that he is probably not gay.
When I say West London, I actually mean SWish London. Fulham, Chelsea, Wandsworth, Chiswick, Putney etc. Out Heathrow way is more your Middx really and don’t have issues with that…
I don’t really count Richmond, Kingston or Wimbledon as I consider these Surrey
Any takers in an East/West or North/South bust up (very bored today )
i have been laughing at this one… correct im in Heathrow and im not gay niether is yellow, but yeah it does fck me off garage pumps not working i have a slow puncture on my car i hate paying twenty pence when the free ones are fcked its dam expensive for something i breath for free,
and anyway i thought most of london was full of scum these days ???
and thanks blade i got a soft spot for you too
If you weren’t gay, wouldn’t that be a hard spot
Hey Im all for the East London Biker Boyz Club! 
Also from East london and I definately know of the A12-A127 route. I take that Everyday. Drei, what bike you riding? Ever come across a blue R1, chromed frame? (probably not) as I havent seen any rider blazing through cameras with one hand
covering his plate (Nice one mate).
If the local (thats the East London Biker Boyz) want to make their way to London on Wednesdays then we should sort something out. I can get a few more riders to join us.
(Only the EAST can come up with such an innovative idea)…COme on West, North and South…Input please.
Oh and also as a footy fan (Arsenal undoubtably) you never know…the west up for a good old 5 a side… 
…yeah yeah, i know…Boys will be boys!!
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BOW selecta - F’ing genius!!!
Born in Pimlico but now live in South West London / Surrey (Well it’s in zone 4!) as my place of birth has been sold over to people with far to much money and a love of boat shoes - anyone fancy a row? 
Sarf side MASSIVE ere!
I reckon we should rumble, all meet up in Leicester Square and have a punch up.
Last man standing wins London bruiser rights.
Then we can all make up, have a few pints and go scrag some bloomin scooter riders!
They tend to congregate around Soho so we wouldn’t have far to go.
Abbey, have a word with yer folks,
Oo to be a…Oo to be a…GOONER!
A ruck in Trafalgar square eh! Don’t reckon it will work as you’d probably get the following responses:
Eastender - 'Ave it. Where, When. I’ll bring my mates (Jerzy, Rashid, TEK9, Vladimir…)
North London - Sorry couldn’t possibly make it as I’m going Boho clothes shopping in Hampstead then a lovely little vegan gastro pub with Jude and Sienna
South London - Can’t do it sorry as the taxi’s won’t be able to take me home again.
West London - I save my fighting for the rugger pitch old boy. 80 mins of slapping around doctors in the mud then grabbing their b*lls and huddling up together. Plus it would knock the foam off my skinny latte and boat shoes are no good for delivering a kicking
Now don’t get me started on them Norf London numpties…
Pat, where DID you find that atorcious German phrase attached to your sig?!?
OOOh, and can I just point out in the recent North South London runathon thingy that Nike did (boo hiss coporate scum)
But anyway,m South London won by 17 seconds. You phat over-fed, gastro pub noshing fools. See if they do those trendy No Ho(pe) loafers in XXXXXXXXXXL
(me, lighter, blue touch-paper, could it get any better?)
I’m not surprised they won. Used to running, usually with a copper or two after them and your DVD Player tucked under their arm