Bored !!

Outta me skull…

whats got six legs, green and brown and if it falls outta a tree it,ll kill ya ??

Dunno what? (im stuck at work bored stiff)

A Snooker Table…

How do you get 4 hippos in a mini


i just woke up…im soo deprest!!!

not a happy smiled today…


Smiled dont be sad, makes me sad, we will all be sad

im sorry…

not so smiled.

Smiled I don’t blame you, Hate this weather too


2 in front , 2 in back


ok this is an easy one,

how do you get 4 elephants in a mini ?



my mate!!!..feeling abit down mukka…

got insomia again i think…member that last lot i had?..

i kept hearing noises in my back yard last night…everytime i had a look…nuffink…

was up till 6 in tha mornin…ohhh dear…huummppffff…

not so smiled.

WELL … Im always on the end of a phone you know that barro,s emporium is 24/7…

Sorry to hear that,

I thought it was just the weather


You can’t the hippo’s are in there

I know it’s a cr*p joke, just trying to cheer you up


A ventriloquist walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have little fun.

Ventriloquist: “Howdy friend! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?”

Man: “The dog doesn’t talk, you idiot.”

Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “doing’ all right.”

Man: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (Pointing at the man)

Dog: “Yep”

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Man: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Man: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…”

Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool”

Man: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at the man)

Horse: “Yep”

Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the

Man: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

Man: “The sheep’s a f**king liar!”

Good one

Yeah …you,d know …your Welsh !!!


I,ll let it go…only cos ya think ya a skater !!!