Outta me skull…
whats got six legs, green and brown and if it falls outta a tree it,ll kill ya ??
Dunno what? (im stuck at work bored stiff)
A Snooker Table…
How do you get 4 hippos in a mini
Ian
i just woke up…im soo deprest!!!
not a happy smiled today…
smiled
.
Smiled dont be sad, makes me sad, we will all be sad
im sorry…
not so smiled.
Smiled I don’t blame you, Hate this weather too
Ian
2 in front , 2 in back 
Ian
ok this is an easy one,
how do you get 4 elephants in a mini ?
Ian
WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP !!!
my mate!!!..feeling abit down mukka…
got insomia again i think…member that last lot i had?..
i kept hearing noises in my back yard last night…everytime i had a look…nuffink…
was up till 6 in tha mornin…ohhh dear…huummppffff…
not so smiled.
WELL … Im always on the end of a phone you know that barro,s emporium is 24/7…
Sorry to hear that,
I thought it was just the weather
Ian
You can’t the hippo’s are in there
I know it’s a cr*p joke, just trying to cheer you up
Ian
A ventriloquist walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have little fun.
Ventriloquist: “Howdy friend! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?”
Man: “The dog doesn’t talk, you idiot.”
Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “doing’ all right.”
Man: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (Pointing at the man)
Dog: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Man: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Man: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…”
Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool”
Man: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at the man)
Horse: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the
elements.”
Man: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Man: “The sheep’s a f**king liar!”
Good one
Yeah …you,d know …your Welsh !!!
SSHHHHHH!!!
I,ll let it go…only cos ya think ya a skater !!!