Please do not invoke me in seeking approval for your perversities.
Any real man will honk of the sweat derived scent of the toil gained from his labours to support his wife and off-spring. When bathing, an occasional pleasure, he will smell only of carbolic soap with a hint of single malt on the breath.
In short, I have determined that you are a closet poofta with your scented bathwater.
A small allowance may be made, this time only, for the fact that you did “man-up” for the second hand bathing.
Taking a bath is like enjoying a fine meal or, making love to a beautiful woman …
So if the TV has broken down, or you don’t have one to start with, why not take a night off and try all three for comparison.
Laphroaig is my choice of single malt and I recommend a glass or two after the meal, a glass with a cigarette after the beautiful woman and a glass or two with the bath. The bath and whiskey may be taken before the beautiful woman if you don’t have a dishwasher or, with the beautiful woman if you do or, after the beautiful woman if she has read this.
I’m more of a shower person, but if I do bathe I just go for water that is hot enough to leave me looking like a lobster… No oils/bath bombs/lotions/gels etc… A mans bath should contain nothing more than some soap and, if you’re lucky, a hot brunette lady with a sponge!
Any female LBers fancy popping over to do my back?!