Bath Gel.

[Hannibal]

westie800 (20/08/2012)

Hannibal (20/08/2012)

westie800 (20/08/2012)

Hannibal (20/08/2012)

westie800 (20/08/2012)

Hannibal (20/08/2012)

Westie, you’d love to look as good as me when you’re my age, trouble is you believe the hype about sperm being good for the skin when we all know it’s a good rub down with warm swarfega

you wish darling, i prefer to swallow, its the protein when the eggs arent available:D

:sick: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

thats all that swarfega

thats still better than all that spunk :Whistling:

depends on what you eat the night before…

Is it like drinking tequila shots, lick bite swallow?

[westie690]

oh lordy!!!

[Jetstream]

Well almost time for another bath and all Mrs J can offer is Asda essentials fresh blue foam bath, may have to shirk for another year.:unsure:

[Rosso]

stop all this now . it hurts like fook to laugh in my state, and I cant run to the bog.

[Jetstream]

At least Natalie can give you a bed bath, until Alba rocks up in her PVC nurses outfit.:w00t:

[silveR6]

you guys are not gonna get off that idea anytime soon are you!!!

:laugh:

[szymon]

silveR6 (06/06/2013)

you guys are not gonna get off that idea anytime soon are you!!!

:laugh:

I think they’re getting off on that idea constantly, m’dear…

[Kevsta]

szymon (06/06/2013)

silveR6 (06/06/2013)

you guys are not gonna get off that idea anytime soon are you!!!

:laugh:

I think they’re getting off on that idea constantly, m’dear…

And it’s spreading :w00t: