1st Dates

Well done that girl!

Sorry to hear your news though xx

"You lot are terrible! I have a no nookie rule for the first 6 minutes "Anyway, it went well. We met at beach Blanket Babylon in Notting Hill and ended up in Cafe Nero down Frith until 2am. There will definitly be a round 2.

Good going - bet he’s happy with the 6minute rule??? So is he a biker???

He needs to be a biker or at least understands the need for you to be a biker…

I always use Kevin Bloody Wilsons advice… works for me

Kev’s Courtin’ Song

Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what’s on me mind
Isn’t on hers and she’s sorry
So I’ve made up some lines that save wastin’ time
And keep me from blowin’ me brass
I’m ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:

‘Do you fxxx on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your txxs?
Or would you show ‘em to me?
Cause you’ve you’ve got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face’ll be leavin’ in a quarter of an hour–
I’d like you to be on it’

Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullst you’ve gotta go through
Like callin’ her up and tellin’ her you love her
When all that you’d love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the s
t
And get down to the goodies straight off:

'Do you fxxx on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your txxs?
Or would you show ‘em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fxxx off then’

So the next time you see a good-lookin’ sheila
And you’d give a week’s pay just to hold her
Don’t sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I’ve been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I’ve got a few fxxxs as well

'Do you fxxx on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your txxs?
Or would you show ‘em to me?
If the answer is ‘No’
To me questions above –
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!’

Agreed MacP…

Don’t think I would ever want be in a relationship with someone else who rides ever again . But that’s me and my hang ups, and this is you…

An understanding of your passion/interest to do with bikes etc is a must whatever…

Sean you git, lol. And yes, he is a biker.

Biggus, you are sooooooo romantic

Not going to the cinema with him this week are you???

You don’t think its following the advise to the letter that’s the problem??

And sorry but gotta be a biker or at kleast interested in it…the amount of time spent on one means they should at least understand!!

Does he ride a scooter

Shut up you tart !!! Since when did YOU care if they owned or rode a bike?.. Thats not what your interested in…

(creeps out the room slowly before biggus sees me)

I’m on the flipside of that comment. I thoroughly enjoy being with someone that rides as well, it makes things easier. For exanple: trips away on the bikes; blasting off to Brighton for the day; bike rallies; rideouts etc; track days; wsb & bsb days out. The list is endless.

Is it Terrymoto?

I don’t have a problem… do you?

You better believe it lol

Hahaha cheeky… I will deal with you later

Not that you are sufficiently qualified in any capacity to answer thanks!!

Aye agreed… just not being a rider does not stop a partner taking part etc… My lovely young lady has leathers, boots, gloves & Lid and regularly comes out with me on the bike, likewise if I want to go out on my own that is less of an “issue” than if she rode too.

“You don’t think its following the advise to the letter that’s the problem??”

It’s clearly spelling and grammar that you need advice on.

I politely request that if you think I have a ‘problem’ that you do me the courteousy of discussing it privately in future. Thanks.

“And sorry but gotta be a biker or at kleast interested in it…the amount of time spent on one means they should at least understand!!”

Agreed that was the point of the post that followed the KBW lyrics.

Peace

Quality! But Tug’s not going to like it…

Oooh - do you think there might be a little love triangle forming???