your mum’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought EastEnders was ending.
:D:D
saw that before … still dont get it :ermm:
how can you not get it?
ha…ha, lol.
Your mums so fat that when she gets a text, people think she’s backing up. :D:D:D
:laugh: :laugh:
How I pass the hours
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_mom_jokes/index.html
they aint all that good, but some are pretty funny.
That and Chuck Norris facts. 
what do stairs got to do with eastend? or their end?
your mum is so old when i slapt her on the back her tits fell of!!! :D:D:D
lol
imagine the theme tune of eastender at the end (dun, dun, dun, dun, dun etc) and now imagine the noise of your mum tumbling down the stairs :w00t:
your mum is so fat that chuck norris hit her and she didnt feel a thing*
*yes i just made that up
lol
imagine the theme tune of eastender at the end (dun, dun, dun, dun, dun etc) and now imagine the noise of your mum tumbling down the stairs pretty similar i think :w00t:
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can’t hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Why do i find this funnier than the joke itself !! :D:D:D
obviously im funnier 
Sorry, but a joke I just can’t let go of is:
“Why do women wear perfume and make-up?”
Cos they’re ugly and they smell…
Even my wife cracks up at that and she’s one of those trendy feminists! 
My first website (about '99) was about cussing, especially ‘your mum’ based cusses (aka snaps in US English).
The most thought provoking I came across was made up by a friend - ’ Your mum is your dad and your dad is your mum. ’
The Pharcyde collected some good ones -
Yo mama so fat she has her own post code:w00t:
Yo mama so fat I had to roll over 5 times to get off the b*tch!
Yo mama so fat Ferrari use her ass as a wind tunnel
Your momma’s so fat that when she jumped in the air, she got stuck.
Your momma’s so fat that she has smaller fat mommas orbiting her.
Your momma’s so fat that Match.com thinks her ideal partner is Kent.