Just stubbed my dam pinky toe on my coffee table…!!!dam this hurts…
chit…chit…chit…chit…
outchy smiled:pinch:.
Is that what you call it? 
I’ve told you to keep it strapped to your leg 
Well that is annoying, what is painful is locking your L4 & L5 vertebrae at an angle.
The result is a sharp pain in the lower back & right knee and a feeling like someone is squeezing your balls.
Highly unpleasant.
I`ve done that and broke my toe.
Mate you are just an Accident waiting to happen
Coffee tables are like Volvos - they just pull out without looking. (Volvo drivers pull out without looking too but that’s just because they’re embarrassed.)