Work Issues

Off-topic
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Really p1$$ed off at work today. I am busting my @$$ (even coming in next weekend) to do my job, but as i am a one man team (no one else does my job here), when i cant fit in peoples work (not enough hours in a day, days in a week) I get told:
“there are rumours that P the team player has left the building”

and Ive been told this twice this past 2 weeks by two people!

Well $crew them!

I am officially [censored] Thatll show them!

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Still don’t get it mate. What pissed you off?

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being pressurised to do more work when i am already working at 110% and then being called a
“non-team player”

4

Take a leaf out of disgruntled US Postal Workers book. Go in with a bag full of guns and waste them all:D

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hehe, my style dude, good advise indeed. :smiley:

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I’ve had that too and then got critisised for getting stressed when I took on the extra work! :pinch:

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Find a new job and tell them to get to fook.

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No point in staying where you aint happy mate.

Dust off that CV and get it into cyberspace;)

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well I already [censored]!

10

What kind fo work are you after?

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I do statistical analysis (mostly using SPSS and excel)

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What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. [%]

Then :
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

and,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, but it’s always the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top

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be inspired… work late :wink: good luck with the job interview :slight_smile:

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Good luck with the interview, but be a bit careful what you post on a public forum. You never know who from your work might read it;)

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Hopeit all goes well for you tomorrow.

16

all went good…they seem like a very interesting company and the work they do is definitely what I want to do (and continue doing).

I am a bit apprehensive of the role though as it is less hands on than I was hoping and more Proj management.

so not exactly best match… yet

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That’s an easy role, all they do is moan all day, have a meeting to discuss the moaning and then moan about the meeting ;):stuck_out_tongue: Easy :smiley:

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qft