Life may begin at 30, but it doesn’t get real interesting until about 150.
No matter what marquee you ride, it’s all the same wind.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
Wear Heavy Boots. You can’t kick things when you’re wearin’ trainers
If it take more than 3 bolts to hold it on, it’s probably crucial.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of petrol before you can think straight.
You start the game with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience… The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.”
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly
When all else fails . . read the manual
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
Advice is free and worth every penny.
If you ride like there’s no tomorrow . . there wont be
Three things can’t be trusted: a fart, a lawyer, and a rear view mirror.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you’ll ride alone.
