Why do Americans have to change the pronounciation of words?

Or if you’re Elvis, a deep fried snack… :smiley:

So if aluminium is aluminum, why don’t they call titanium titanum ?

To veer off on a tangent slightly, try to read this poem aloud (without making any mistakes), and then be grateful that you don’t have to learn English:

Dearest Creature In Creation

It’s almost as good as asking a person from the other side of the Atlantic what they are. The answer:

“I’m a merkin.”

Anyone care to comment on just how true that statement is?