Aim for the water, or the bowl?
Whilst I would say this is a gents-only question, girls we all know you can take part in this too.
If there ain’t nothing to aim for, I normally go for the waterline and trace it around in a clockwise direction first and then back anti-clockwise and repeat to fade 
stevie…how artistic of you :w00t:
It was better when smoking was allowed in pubs. You could play a game of “destroy the dog-end”.
aim for the side where it meets the back, hit the corner right and there’s zero splashback
dude - you been taking lessons from smiled!? :w00t::hehe:
I have been considering getting some of these: http://www.shepee.co.uk/
I just pee and never worry about where it’s aimed at, as long as it’s not over the seat as the mrs doesn’t take to kindly sitting on a pee stained seat.
normally use the sink , zero splashback & not easy to miss - if im sober i even take the washing up out first
LOL! :w00t:
had to comment, as was getting slowly (and pleasantly) hypnotized by your avatar…
I was 100% sure i’d open this up to find another random Smiled post!! There’s a smiled number 2!!! Scary 
Now that’s what Willis was talkin’ bout! 
In Amsterdam, a lot of urinals have a fly etched into them - you just gotta aim at it
Yes they did a study about the pshycology of weeing and found that when there is something to aim for people don’t wee all over the show and it makes life easier for the cleaners. They also have shelf toilets which don’t splash your arse if your dropping kilograms…See they don’t just get stoned and laid all the time in Amsterdam.As for the conventional bowl. Engineering wise it’s not designed optimally for weeing from a great height hence it’s difficult to perfect a technique. If I ever buy a house it’s going to have a urnial.
It’s mostly girls who have to clean up the mess afterwards :sick: so proper aiming is appreciated
On a woman? ;)
NO ALEX DON’T BE SO HORRIBLE:w00t:
When I was a kid, the butler told me that a real gentleman never urinates into the water as the sound travels throughout that wing of the house.
Ever concious of ettiquet and gracefull social behaviour, I pissed on the croquet lawn from then on.
:hehe::hehe:
i sit down to pee:D:w00t::w00t: lazy fugger init:D
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powerpuffgirl (15/05/2009)
dude - you been taking lessons from smiled!? :w00t::hehe:I have been considering getting some of these: http://www.shepee.co.uk/[/quote]Please report back to the ladies when you have tried them, how comfortable they are etc etc - you first:)
I found this in a bar in Dublin, and I was so impressed I felt compelled to take a picture!
Genius! 
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