Its gotta be the bloke on a scooter I saw in Hatton Garden t’other day. He was riding along drinking a hot cup of tea/coffee? I thought that the smokers had it, but not so!
Obviously a very, very talented rider… 
Well I guess not having to bother with a clutch leaves one hand free for such things !
However, I’d be really impressed if you were to tell me he had a full face lid on at the time… :hehe:
Did he have a straw.
On the way to The Ace for a Newbie Night one evening I went past a bunch of scooterists, one of which was texting as he was riding along the A406… wish I was that clever;)
I remember reading somewhere that essex police has caught some guy in a random stop on a country lane, riding with a cup of coffee!
hmm best I ever saw was a man drinking a cup of something with a map on his steering wheel…bet there was a phone nearby…
he might of of well ended up with one if he was in an accident!.
I saw similar tw@t along Seven Sisters Road a couple of weeks ago coming home from work, some littel chav type was texting while riding along :crazy:
I was just waiting for him to pull a silly manouver in front of me cos I was fully prepared to give him a slap. Managed to get past him though !