One of those new Skoda cars crashed into mine today, there was sponge and jam everywhere
A Trifle inconsiderate what!?
New Skoda? driving them’s a piece of cake…
You’re taking the biscuit!
Now whats really pi$$ed me off today, Dropping my brand spanking new bike i have only had it 2 weeks, was in tears this morning 
ooh ya poor lamb! i did it twice in one week when i had my varadero!
Dropped my CBF600 all the time (well most times on U-turns) but i had gotten so much better and had not dropped it in months and lots of U-Turns, so after my recent trip to France i decided to upgrade and got the new CBF1000, just lost my footing getting it out of the garden and slipped, it did not go down with a bang, i lowered it as i could not hold it up, the only damage is to the grab rail at the back as it slid down the wall, thank gawd for R&G bungs.
hope this will cheer you up at least yours lasted 2 weeks,
I bought a brand spanking new bike on an 06 (well was new then), the night I got it, putting it in the back garden drove it straight down the wall!!!
Following day car changes its mind at roundabout I hit break and drop it…
so mine lasted about 2 hours… how do you think I felt I said a few choice words on both occasions…
Blimey took your time I text that naff joke to you 3 weeks ago 
Ohh Blimmey i’d be deverstated,
I am so pissed off at the paint quality of my bike, has anybody else had any problems with new Honda paint (if that makes sense) the bike is almost 3 weeks old and it has loads of scratches on it, is it me being clumsy or has anybody else had issues, I know one person who took their new Blade back because of the paint work flaking.
my last bike was silver and this one is Red so i am not sure if it just the scratches show up more on the red one.
Noticed the other day you kick the back panel with the inside of your boot when you get on it… so if you notice scratches on the r/h tail piece then chances are it’s your boot marks…
The Honda in question went back as the paint surface scratched on the first wash, not the paint flaking off…
You are quite within your rights to complain about the quality, or lack of on a paint job…