Know its not supposed to be “politically” correct, but had to laugh at this today:
A psychiatrist claimed on TV that, following her outbursts, it was clear Heather Mills was unbalanced?
Sir Paul called in to say he had some success by placing a couple of beer mats under her left foot…:hehe:
What makes me laugh ???
Your posts, why say it with 3 words when you can write a whole fookin story :D:P
Oi !! Good job your other bikes a bus…your gonna need a disabled cart soon !!!:PGo on then, put THAT lot into 3 words…i dare ya !!! :w00t:You looking for another bike BTW? (Kawak ZX12R 2003?)
Dont know about 3 words, I thought yes or no were perfectly good answers;)
You looking for another bike BTW? (Kawak ZX12R 2003?)
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Na I got 2 already 
Na I got 2 already 
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N yet ur on da bus !!! hee hee:w00t:
N yet ur on da bus !!! hee hee:w00t:
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I’ll be back on me bike as from saturday 
Just got to try and get it back off Tug
I’ll be back on me bike as from saturday Just got to try and get it back off Tug
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Ha ha, aint he told you, he wants you to keep using the bus ??? You aint getting it back !!! Mmmmwwahhhhh
Armstrong and Miller’s two wartime pilots talking yoof street sketch. Brilliant.
That and Withnail and I
I see your sense of humour now !!! ha ha Aint got a clue who they are but think ive got a idea…sort of Pete n Dud stuff? 
Withnail and I…all time classic film
So many lines to quote…
‘Flowers are essentially tarts, prostitutes to the bees. There is something a little je ne sais pas about the firm majesty of the legume’
‘I’m drifting into the arena of the unwell’
‘We are not drunk, we are eccentric millionaires. We demand the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here and we want them now…’
JEEZ !!! (blink blink)…:w00t:Ha ha, just seen that my post about the bike for sale in a hurry, has been moved to the “bike” section?..i know where i SHOULD have posted it? but the reason i didnt put it there was i know this “general” posting gets a larger viewing, and seeings its urgent if someone is looking for a bike or even KNOWS someone looking, i thought i better put it on this side …after all, its only till friday that they have to come forward if they wanted it, so its not gonna be on here for long…but our darling,dearest,loverly, mods saw that i was in the wrong and moved it…(sorry MODS me dears hugs and kisses n all that, but i know theres not much time, as i said?) …oh well, hope someone looks in the bike section quick then…
This made me laugh…
What makes me laugh . . .
Generally a series of rhythmic, vocalized, expiratory and involuntary actions. Fifteen facial muscles contract and stimulation of the zygomatic major muscle occurs. Meanwhile, the respiratory system is upset by the epiglottis half-closing the larynx, so that air intake occurs irregularly. In extreme circumstances, the tear ducts are activated . . .
Ohh . . .and Peter Kaye . . .
