You don’t live in a caravan perchance, 5150?
There is this fu©ker that sits a few desks down from me, she is so polite, never swears and wants to kiss everyone good morning and good bye, she hums incessantly and whistles all the time - out of tune at that, even with my ipod up full blast I can still hear whimpering tones. If I didn’t have a mortgage I’d take a shît on her desk!
I prefer the term ‘mobile abode’.
sniffers are usually coke fiends.
unless of course they truly have a cold.
my real bitch is with drivers who drive in the middle lane of a motorway.
stupid,selfish twats.
People littering - really gets my goat. Especially smokers who throw their still light ciggies out of the window when I am following behind.
I curled one out on a colleagues desk once…
Ha ha haa, curled one out, was it like a Mr Whippy ice cream?
avec flake
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Was on a plane coming from China…sitting next to me is a Mongol. When we get dinner he is chomping away at his food making the most horrible noises, I am just about to blow my top when I noticve about 30 other of them all doing the same…its the way they eat apparently…very noisy…
What really annoys me is going into work not knowing what mood the people i work with are going to be in, they will either be really OTT happy, or moody & dont speak to you all day! :crazy:
I Agree 100% the person who works with me always moans about other employees he is a misserable old git i sometimes think to myself i wonder if he moans about me because nothing ever seems to make him happy people like that get u down if u alow them:)
as in snoring in a tent near mine whilst camping.:D:hehe:
people who moan…
People with big hands… And the Dutch.
Spitting. No matter where they are, even walking down a busy sidewalk and lobbing a greeny. Gets my goat
Spitting is discusting especialy when people do it on the pavement and on bus seats and trains no respect for anyone else also i parked my bike outside my mums a few months ago and some tw*t spat on my bike seat i would love to know who done it i would brake there neck
When people owe you money, say they haven’t got it this month, then you come online only to see they’ve been away the weekend! 
As if I’ve not got enough of my own taking me for granted!
I know someone like that he will borrow money then will avoid u and not answer your calls then u see that person in a pub p*ssing it up:angry: