Ok, so there’s this woman at work who really has a problem (apart from being the most irritating bitch I have ever met).
She sniffs loudly all day every day. And I mean approximately every 20 seconds. At any time too… mid conversation, in meetings, even at lunch when people are eating. And she even pushes her nose up with her finger - pig impression style - to get more air in. I just want to jab a pen up her nose and clear her sinuses for her. 
What really gets to you about other people ?
Lol, What really annoys me the most is the same thing that women does, and very loud eaters when they smack there lips together, There just lazy bastards who do that with no table manners.
LOL:D
I hate two faces bastards that give all the nicely nicely to everyone and then turns out to be proper n@bbers behind peoples backs!
by the way I would go for it and jab that pen up her nose! 
Oh that has got to be my number one hate. People who eat with their mouth’s wide open. I have a mate who, despite being a good mate, has developed really bad eating habits. It’s only since he’s got married too. Now I avoid going to see him in case it’s feeding time. They all sit there (kids as well) chomping away, mouths open, lips smacking, bits of food flying everywhere. It’s like feeding time at the zoo.
Why don’t these people realise how fuggin disgusting it is ?
There’s a lady at my work who does just that, except, replace sniffing with coughing up phlegm. And she does it when you’re eating, too. And when she’s eating. It’s foul and makes me feel sick thinking about it…It doesn’t annoy me most though. Worse than her is hte lady opposite me who has 20 phrases that she says all day every day. You can’t have any other conversation, even if you try, she won’t follow it, she only has these phrases.
+1 mate. Those people know they have hay fever and wont take any anti histamines. Just sit there and sniff and snort, then just continually try to blow the contents of their nasal passages into a tissue.
Your sinuses are inflamed!!! Take something to calm them down grrrrrrr
Rant over
people gibbering on mobiles all the time, no need for it 
oh and women that DONT appreciate the effort put into a good fart :D:D
Is her name Mel by any chance? I used to work with a lady who did exactly that and she was also the most irritating bitch I have ever met.
Tom try finding a habit that pies her off as much as her sniffing pies you off!
when the yellow light comes up…
you sure it’s not the blue light that annoys you most espically when you see it in your mirror and sirens blaring
Approach her with one of these, Tom…
That’s odd! What are the phrases?
(Any luck with your application, by the way? :))
It is odd!! It’s massively annoying too, because she just shouts these phrases out all day. Even when not in conversation.
If a phone is ringing or not, she’ll shout out ‘Goog morning (department name)’. She doesn’t even answer the phones in our office, she just says it.
There’s ‘No problem’ or always commetning for the entire day if a member of managerment isn’t in ‘the boss is not there’ over and over.
There’s ‘not long enough’ when she’s makign an excuse as to why she makes mistakes with her work, instead of saying, oh sorry I’ll sort it out. it’s ‘Not long enough’. It doesn’t even make sense. Thing is she’s been in this job for 4 years. I’ve been here 1 year and can do the job fine.
There’s just so many of these phrases I sometimes do a tally chart to turn it into a game. I’ve asked to move seats, particularly when this woman decided to be nasty to me (and made racist comments) but management won’t do anything. So it stresses me out every day and has made me hate my job 
Haven’t heard yet about my application. I think the deadline must have been sunday, cause the ad was removed on monday. Hopefully I’ll hear something soon!
HAHAHAHAHA :laugh: kids are even worst for it. I have a mate thats the same, I hate it when he comes to my house and my girlfriend offers him somthing to eat.
Lol yeah is a bit harsh, I know, but I just can’t stomach watching children eat!! I generally don’t like watching adults eat either, but some adults have honed table manners at least to the extent of closing their mouths… <i>some</i>
He doesn’t have any of those any more…
In the other hand as my yellow line doesn’t work any more… And that is really annoying :crazy:
Actually, one of the many reasons I got my bike is so I wouldn’t have to sit on the DLR surrounded by braying City boys chewing gum with their mouths open. shudder
Some of them behave worse than children, that lot.
The eating thing gets me everytime - but not only eating like a pig at a trough but talking while doing it and spitting it everywhere! I have to walk out the room as it grate me so much.(Pb’s M) Oh yeh -and people that come round your house to visit get comfy and fall asleep and then snore! Actually snoring within my earshot in general!
Again… 
